Archive for March, 2009

Changing of the guard

// March 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // Surgery

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Today I helped a surgeon remove someone’s entire large bowel and form a new rectum, laparoscopically. This is high-sweat surgery, which was heart-wrenching even a few decades ago. It still can be, but the use of new technology, a laparoscope (or keyhole surgery), has made it into a completely different experience. Where patients once had a zipper of staples from pubic bone to ribs, now they escape with a little scar that we most commonly associate with a caesarian section for childbirth, and a few stitches in the their belly button.

As you can imagine, this makes recovery comparitively easy for the patient There is less pain, and they can usually walk around fairly quickly afterwards. They can even have a good cough, if they need to.

Surgeons today are learning totally diffferent techniques and skills than 40 years ago. So we can now do operations in ways that are perhaps a bit more fiddly, but can give a better view of the operating field, and a better recovery for the patient. But equally, we are becoming bad at operations that used to be bread and butter.

Earlier this century, surgeons were excellent at dealing with stomach and duodenal ulcers. They used to rupture, or bleed, and usually in the middle of the night. Surgeons learnt how to deal with them quickly in an emergency. They regularly took out gallbladders through big cuts under the ribs on the right side, which ended up in a deep dark hole under the liver. In Victoria, where I live, general surgeons managed hydatid cysts in liver - something I can’t even imagine, despite the extensive descriptions of “old-timers.”

All these forms of surgeries have become uncommon. We have great medications for ulcers, and gastroscopes, which mean they don’t usually come to surgery. We use keyhole surgery to take out gallbladders now, and I bet I don’t take one out through a big hole more than ten times in my four years of training. We have good drugs for hydatids, too, and the special equipment developed to deal with them have been removed from the sterile cupboard.

“New” surgery is exciting, and has opened up wonderful possiblities. But, occasionally, we will still be called on to perform the old favourites. Just we won’t be very good at them. Nothing like only doing open gallbladders on the difficult ones. So maybe the choice is now between a really little wound, or a wound much bigger than the old-timers would have managed.

Image credit: Wonders and Marvels

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Tweeple are funny

// March 27th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

Twitter is a social network, that lets people share little bits about themselves.  Some of the little bits are funny.  Some are stupid.  To reduce the amount of effort you have to expend, I have collected some of the funny ones here.  Follow me on twitter. Not promising I will be funny, though.

  1. middleclassgirlmiddleclassgirlIcon_lock“ebony and Ivory” is a VERY bad song to have stuck in your head.

  2. Darren RowseprobloggerYou have to worry about a place that has big signs everywhere that ask you not to abuse or be violent to the staff :-(

  3. Darth VaderdarthvaderIf you’re stinging from the BSG spoilers on Twitter, maybe this will take some of the edge off - I am Luke’s father.

  4. Andrew L HarrisonadnrwLess than a week to go! AFL Tipping for Twitterers:http://tinyurl.com/cbhkd3 [pwd is "footy"] open to everyone, free to join.

  5. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathIt must be awful being a control freak - chaotic humans not doing what you want them to, the universe being so messy and everything.

  6. Rachel Murphyfacelikefizz@KidneyNotes What I dislike most about being a doctor: lack of time. Appt times are too short; not enough time for extra reading.

  7. danmccreddendanmccreddenJust because I think your proposed strategy is inflammatory, legally unjustifiable and counter productive does not mean that I lack “balls”

  8. Felicia DayfeliciadayPacking for SF trip. Phone, DS, still camera, Flip Video, Laptop, chargers for all…oh, guess I’ll have to make room for pants and stuff.

  9. RiaynRiaynI should stop using Google to diagnose the pain in my foot. The results are scaring me.

  10. Wil Wheatonwilwall i’ve produced today is half a page of scribbled lines, but i swear i wasn’t frittering away the hours in an offhand way.

  11. raenaraenalet’s try that again: http://tinyurl.com/bdu3s7 it’s totally synergistic social marketing bullshit bingo!

  12. tjstaabtjstaabIf you were following my blog, please check your settings and make sure you are ‘public’ and not ‘anonymous’.

  13. MediMediMaryMediMediMarySinging about patrick dempsey and me to the tune of kokomo. “Patrick dempsey and meeee we’ll perfect our chemistryyyyy in kokomo!”

  14. Michelle Scavonemichscavconfused. first they say drinking is bad for us, then they say it’s good, now they say it causes cancer but is still good for us … ¿¿¿

  15. danmccreddendanmccreddenMajor life decisions make my head hurt - who would have thought?

  16. vpmedicalvpmedicalDearest desktop, don’t you dare try to restart my computer for updates. Can’t you see I am twittering

  17. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathDaughter always yells at Kerry O’Brien. “Why don’t you go home and have a cup of coffee!” Don’t know why.

  18. doc_robdoc_robI might be sturgeon general. I like fish…in general.

  19. Molly JonesmollyjonesThere’s the mother-in-law then there is the step mother mother-in-law two very different species.

  20. RiaynRiaynTitling your email with Urgent followed by eight exclamation marks will not make me solve your problem any quicker.

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Dora needs help

// March 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Family, Rants

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Dora Dora Dora the Explorer
DORA
Boots is super cool
Explore with Dora (We need your help)
Grab your backpack
Lets Go!
Jump In!

My daughter is three and totally obsessed with Dora the Explorer, but I have childish issues with the program. Touted as an “explorer”, she is surrounded by non-scientific information and research methods. Her mother fills her head with myths and fluff. In one episode, she explains to Dora that the rooster has to crow loudly enough to wake the sun, or else it will be dark all day. Really?

Would you rely on this explorer? I am really sad that kids shows have to misinform. There is no difference in entertainment value, if explanations are valid.

Strangely, her cousin, Diego, has a much more rigourous scientific method. If you discount his magic, transforming backpack, that is.

(Yes, I think I need more sleep, too.)

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Tweeple are funny

// March 20th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

Twitter is a microblogging service, that lets real people share snippets of what they are doing for public consumption.  I would like to share some of the amusing twitters of the last few weeks.  The timeline is reversed, with more recent tweets at the top.

  1. alan jonesbigyahuBoy7 has asked me to help him build a website “with cool #bakugun and #pokemon and #beastquest stuff” guess I knew this day would come…

  2. Andrew L HarrisonadnrwJust spent 2 full mins trying to sort out where to put my helmet whilst in the bathroom before realising I have a head it fits perfectly.

  3. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathPut baby on phone to my mum. Baby giggled and babbled some nonsense for a while. 4yo grabbed the phone from her, “Sorry about that Nana”.

  4. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathHad to leave work early to collect daughters from virus bank that is the day care centre. We should drop day-care centres on our enemies.

  5. R. L. Kimberly RoyerKimmehkinsThe high pitched giggling fourteen year old girls next door? Yeah, I want to smack them

  6. purplesquepurplesqueMy tweets show a disturbing binge-purge pattern.

  7. tjstaabtjstaabTeenager sitting on the toilet playing video games on his laptop. Reading the newspaper was soooo yesterday.

  8. purplesquepurplesqueWhen I’m mad, I study. I should get mad more often.

  9. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathTrying to explain evolution to 4 yo.

  10. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathSo funny how toddlers, who can’t walk four metres without falling over, have racing cars and rocket ships on their t-shirts

  11. tjstaabtjstaab2yr old girl, naked except for a jacket, knee high boots and stickers on her belly. Daddy is NOT impressed. Thinks mummy should take lessons

  12. Geek2NurseGeek2NurseMy psychotic pt’s hold was dropped. Luckily she read about me in a Tom Clancy novel & knew I was trustworthy, so she signed in voluntarily.

  13. drlori71drlori716 yo son told 2.5 yo son he was giving him a ticket & sending him to juvie.

  14. SylviaPlathSylviaPlathGreat having curious, creative kids. An hour’s worth of folded laundry strewn over bedroom floor

  15. doc_robdoc_robSuture Self.

  16. doc_robdoc_robHey, Do you know what the surgeon said to the friend who wanted to close his own wound?

  17. Tim SiedellbadbananaIf I buy a new computer, then I need new software, and a new printer, and a new desk. It ends with me living in Vegas with a new family.

  18. Mark ForsterAutofocusTMRT @MarketingZap: Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass - it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

  19. Mr OnthemoonfirstdogonmoonHe doesn’t call, he doesn’t email, he doesn’t tweet. Perhaps he’s not that into me.

  20. Cris PearsonatariboyAre you a Vampire? If so, you better not say anything on Twitter. Slayers probably track keywords via RSS or TweetDeck. You’ve been warned!

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