Doc, I’m not sure if it’s relevant, but lately, my farts really, really stink. My wife has started kicking me out of the house. She makes me walk around the garden until I promise I’ve finished.
Doc, I’m not sure if it’s relevant, but lately, my farts really, really stink. My wife has started kicking me out of the house. She makes me walk around the garden until I promise I’ve finished.
I’m not sure who to sympathise with, the poor bloke, the wife or the inner control shown by not uttering a peep.
Oh and do you know if the carbon tax applies in this situation?