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Ten things I learnt from Trainees Day at the GSA annual meeting

I am attending the General Surgeons Australia Annual Scientific Meeting this year, and the first day was aimed at trainee’s. The theme for the conference is trauma, which is not an area I have worked in much before. I learnt things.

  1. In the next ten years, trauma will become the fifth largest cause of death worldwide.
  2. Surgeons have a responsibility to get involved in trauma prevention, as they are directly affected by the rising burden of trauma.
  3. Some people in real life actually perform emergency room thoracotomy and even save lives. Not actually something made up by medical melodramas.
  4. Blast injuries are cool intellectually, but you don’t want to have one.
  5. One of my colleagues checks my blog regularly to see if I’ve updated. And that is enough motivation to get me blogging again (Hi, DrJ!).
  6. It’s too hot to dance in Darwin, at least for more than a couple of hours.
  7. Classical literature is important in trauma (yesterday we learnt about Scylla and Charybdis, and The Art of War
  8. I learnt about massive transfusion protocols, which I wasn’t familiar with before. They are cool in the same way training pilots to recover from massive engine failure is cool. Ghoulish, adrenaline pumping, may work, but never a good place to be.
  9. Google maps doesn’t know about the sky bridge in Darwin. So I had a very unattractive walk to the conference yesterday. One of these days, I’m gonna have to start talking to real people.
  10. There are at least five approaches to stop blood flowing in the aorta to save someone’s life in massive abdominal bleeding. I really hope I never have to do this.

2 responses to “Ten things I learnt from Trainees Day at the GSA annual meeting”

  1. Doctor J (the other one) says:

    Hang on, didn’t you already learn about points 3, 8 and 10 when you worked with us?

  2. Cris says:

    @Doctor J (the other one):

    Some of us need to learn things more than once before we truly understand them. (Thanks for bringing that to the worlds attention)

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