Scalpel's Edge

A surgeon's notes

Tweeple are funny

Twitter is a microblogging service where users share their lfe 140 characters at a time.  Here is a collection of some of my favourite “recent” tweets.  The timeline works back to front – the most recent updates are at the top.

drlori71 If I didn’t have a husband, kids & a job I’d have a lot more time to blog. But then I probably wouldn’t have much to blog about. Jan 24 
Rachel Murphy
facelikefizz I just tapped the spacebar twice in attempt to get a full stop in TextEdit. I’m clearly spending too much time with my iPhone.7:00 PM Jan 23rd from EventBox
drrwinters i read Mrs. Piggle Wiggle to my 5yo using different, theatrical voices for each character. daughter is unimpressed, “dad use your own voice” 
danmccredden When I ask an employee if I can have a chat, they look worried. My job here is done. 
Daniel Jalkut
danielpunkass “How do we close Guantanamo” is an easy problem compared to “how do we get away with torturing all these innocent people?” 
Geek2Nurse Txt quote from hubs: “In another life I could have been a serial killer of stupid people.” My empathic sense tells me he’s having a bad day. 
Heidi Allen
dreamingspires ¿llǝʇ noʎ uɐɔ ˙ƃuıʞɹoʍ ʇou ˙ƃuıʎɐld 
Luke Cuthbertson
lukie Icon_lock But it’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a turn using the electric toothbrush 
Tim Siedell
badbanana Watching Lost. The only parts I understand are the commercials.  from web
Airlie Bee
airliebee is blurry. (it’s the opposite of focused.) 
Laika (Jacqueline)
laikas o.k. pressed the “publish” button. No more editing. It is a blogpost, not an article for the NEJM. I’m going to sleep now. Bye tweeps. 
drlori71 It’s one of those days where every other word to my kids is No or Stop it 
Riayn The airport lounge is showing Hannah Montana. Kill me now. 
Rachel Murphy
facelikefizz Best non-offensive swearing ever – Captain Haddock. Billions of blue blistering barnacles! 
Tim Siedell
badbanana Attempting to look as macho as possible while eating a blackberry Yoplait lowfat yogurt. 
Airlie Bee
airliebee just heard the Swan-Kicking Developer say that Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” is the best song ever. Oh god. 
rambodoc ‘Choledochoduodenostomy’: Hospital resident was asked to write a discharge on this operation. He wrote, “Collie doco duodenal stormy’. Sad! 
d11wtq Would like to thank the kind person who left their (no longer needed) daily metcard fixed to the ticket machine on the tram 🙂 
danmccredden My bankrupt client hasn’t turned up for his appointment. Apparently asking for money up front was unreasonable. 
Alex Walker
alexmwalker Retelling of Star Wars trilogy by someone who’s never actually seen it. 

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